We're having a post-Christmas slump. Too many leftovers and too little energy for new recipes. So I am digging into my backlog of draft blog posts for a second installment of search ideas that amused and amazed me. For more search term fun, have a look at my first post on In search of . . . Enjoy!Giraffe search terms
- yesterday i had to laugh because i saw a big giraffe
- what does giraffe taste like
- giraffe beauty love
- does pudding stick to the roof of a giraffes mouth
- fried giraffe roman empire
- does a giraffe lay eggs
- fluffy pumpkin giraffe
- if you bring a giraffe home
- what color is giraffe cum
- what should i get my giraffe for xmas
- how do giraffes open bananas
- i wonder if anyone ever milked a giraffe...bet they didn't need to sit down to do it...wonder what giraffe cheese pizza tastes like.
Strange and/or disturbing search terms:
- bimbo covered in nutella
- punch delia
- heirloom as secret weapon
- Cream of Tartan soup
- john nettles eczema
- names for cats covered in flour
- grasp it like a man of porridge
- Kleopatra call girl Russian
- The cruelest children in history
- Tetris on baby gate
- brownies made of mudcake off cuts
- caramel tarts recipe condensed milk anzac biscuits
- icy poles for dogs
- rhubarb and polenta baby food
- big cookies that look like a pizza
- green borscht (I liked this idea so much I even found a recipe)
- choc honey butterscotch muffins
Hilarious! Though where do you find these all? I check the daily search terms every now and again, but always forget the best ones.
ReplyDelete(Although yesterday I had "put her in my pocket", which made me giggle!)
I love seeing the crazy ways by which people come to my blog. Sometimes I'll even re-google some of them to figure out how exactly the person arrived there. These are awesome!
ReplyDeleteFunny, amusing, creative, and just plain creepy - ah, yes, that's what the Internet is all about. ; D
ReplyDeleteHope you and your family are enjoying a happy Christmas week.
Nowt so queer as folk, indeed. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL those giraffe search terms are hilarious and disturbing! :P
ReplyDeleteBimbo covered in nutella ... not sure if I am impressed or a little bit scared lol
ReplyDeleteHow bizarre - how do some of those terms even get you??? Mine are all rather boring, it's moslty "chocolate log" ;-)
ReplyDeleteForgot to say Happy New Year
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone - yes there are some odd bods out there in netland. Hannah and Choclette, actually my search terms have got more boring lately so thought I should just post these which were collected earlier in the year.
ReplyDeleteLove these! I always get a kick out of search terms that lead people to blogs. Bizarrely, the most popular one for my blog is "alligators." Who knew?
ReplyDeleteHope you all had a wonderful New Year's!