Before I had heard of truffles, rum balls, energy balls and bliss balls, we often ate grubs as kids! I thought everyone called these balls of chocolate goodness "grubs". I still do. They were made from condensed milk, coconut, cocoa and marie biscuits. This year I have had fun trying a couple of different versions of these childhood favourite with an unmami addition of white miso and different sorts of biscuits. One was a dark version with black cocoa and chocolate ripple biscuits. Another was a gluten free version for a birthday afternoon tea that had choc chip cookies, quinoa flakes and seeds.
Lately we haven't made lots of sweet baked or unbaked goods in our kitchen. We love a sweet treat but our household is small and we don't go to as many events where we take a cake. Occasionally I get the urge for some sweet comfort food and grubs are at the top of the list. When I make something often I am familiar enough with the recipe to experiment. Say, in the case of these grubs, I wondered how they would be with miso added. The black cocoa and chocolate ripple biscuits were just serendipitous.
My original title for this post was "Black miso grubs for dark times". It was earlier this year when I made these grubs for comfort. I was delighted in how the dark mixture reflected the dark times ushered in by Trump returning to the presidency of the USA. Together with the polarised attitudes on te Israel-Palestine war, immigration, global warming and diversity, it feels like we are inhabiting an impossible conundrum.
At the time I heard an interview by David Marr on ABC Nightlight and jotted down some of the ideas that resonated with me: how can we show care for one another and have political debate, law and order wont fix the problem, we need brave conversations to navigate difficult questions, we need to sit with the discomfort of disagreement. I would add to these that empathy is important in understanding behaviour and opinions we might not approve in others.
The black cocoa made an amazing difference in colour. So dark! It really begged for balls to be rolled in black cocoa for the ultimate darkness! I was busy and tired. There was no energy for even this small task. Instead I sprinkled coconut onto the bottom of a small baking tin, evenly dolloped the mixture into the tin, pressed it down and smoothed it out, and then sprinkled more coconut on top. It was in the fridge for some days where I would just cut a chunk or two when needed! The result was my childhood comfort sweetness with the miso adding a welcome adult touch of umami.
I liked these black miso grubs so much that I kept dreaming of making them again. The opportunity arose when I wanted to take a plate of food to a family gathering. I wanted to use the chocolate ripple biscuits again. As we have celiacs in my family, I was excited to try the gluten free chocolate ripple biscuits that had excited my sister Susie. It was disappointing to hear that Arnotts is no longer making them due to lack of sales. Susie has told me that there is an uproar in the celiac community!
How disappointing! I found a packet of Woolworths free from gluten choc chip biscuits. It was only 160g compared to 250g in a packet of chocolate ripple biscuits. (As a bonus they are also vegan. This means if you use a vegan coconut condensed milk as well, you can have vegan gluten free grubs!) They were easy to crumble with my hands. I added some seeds and quinoa flakes to add the bulk lacking due to the smaller biscuit packet. This worked really well. I love a bit of texture. But even Sylvia enjoyed them despite her wariness of bits!
Alas I had used up my black cocoa. So I could not claim that I had made dark and seedy grubs. It sounds like a lowlife in film noir who might be shown in the shadows outside the halo of street life. I was still happy to take them along to a birthday tea of find food!
My family were celebrating my twin nieces 21st birthday. I have found memories of baking with Ella and Grace as little kids. It is hard to believe these smiley cheeky cherubs are now grown women. They were gorgeous as kids and continue to be so as adults. It made me reflect on how 21st birthdays don't seem to be as momentous these days as they were when I was that age. It seemed such a milestone in becoming an adult for my peers. These days perhaps it is not seen as so important because we accept that it takes until well into the mid 20s for the brain to fully mature.
It was a lovely birthday tea. My brother's girlfriend has amazing creative talents in food presentation. She set out a gorgeous table of cheese, dips, chips, vegetables, popcorn, fruit, (and something for the carnivores), with even a jar of my sister's fantastic Frankly Raw peanut butter, with a flourish of charming flowers. My mum made hedgehog and profiteroles. Susie made a chocolate ripple cake with Coles Ultimate gluten free cookies with 40% triple chocolate chips. (These biscuits worked beautifully. Note though that they are not vegan like the Woolworths biscuits.)
Susie, the mother of the birthday girls, ordered a birthday cake each: a chocolate mud cake for Grace and a red velvet cake with cheesecake filling for Ella. She present them with a lovely birthday speech. Everyone enjoyed mingling and ate well with three dogs darting around us. (My brother brought his dogs to play with Susie's dog.)
After the cake had been served, we spent a bit of time taking photos, as is the way with my family. It was great to get together with my parents, siblings and niblings. That is balm for the devastating politics and polarised opinions of our time.
Unfortunately, Susie's dog was just a little enthusiastic about the celebrations and helped himself to the fabulous chocolate ripple cake. So Susie and Grace spent the evening at an emergency vet clinic. Fortunately Banjo recovered well and I am sure that he will be well monitored next time chocolate ripple cake is on offer to the humans.
I was struck with a great idea that I could substitute the stale bread crumbs from the freezer for the biscuit crumbs and tried it in a variation on the seedy grubs. The bread crumbs did not give the heft and sweetness needed for the recipe More crunble than trufflem grainy rubble than soft grub.
This does not diminish the success of my latest seedy version. It is so much fun to play with my favourite recipe for grubs and so satisfying to find the seedy verson that suits me better in these days when I want more texture and less sweetness in my baking. It ensures that this is still a recipe I love to turn to for a celebration or comfort and I hope will continue to be so.
More chocolate and coconut "grubs" or bliss balls on Green Gourmet Giraffe blog:
Chocolate almond and coconut balls (gf, v)
Coconut almond-tahini balls (gf, v)
Chocolate tahini maca bliss balls (gf, v)
Grubs (v, gf)
Grubs - with Tim Tams
Miso Grubs - two ways
Two original Green Gourmet Giraffe recipes based on a childhood recipe
These recipes each have different ingredients but the same methods!
Gluten Free Seedy Miso Grubs
160g packet of gf choc chip cookies (woolworths brand)
1 cup desiccated coconut
1/4 cup quinoa flakes
3 heaped dessertspoons cocoa
2 tbsp sesame seeds
1 tbsp chia seeds
1 tbsp poppy seeds
400g tin condensed milk
1 tbsp white miso
extra coconut for rolling (about 1/2 to 1 cup)
Black Miso Grubs
250g packet of choc ripple biscuits
1 cup desiccated coconut
3 heaped tbsp black cocoa
400g tin condensed milk
2 tbsp white miso
Crush biscuits to the size of lentils with some larger chunks and some finely ground. Mix with dry ingredients in a medium to large bowl. Pour in condensed milk and drop in the spoonful of miso. Mix the miso into the condensed milk with shallow strokes and then mix into dry ingredients until you had a thick sticky mixture.
Shape mixture into walnut sized balls (I use my hands and like to have a glass of water by me that I regularly dip my hands in to dampen my hands every time the mixture starts to make them sticky and/or clings to them.) Roll in a small bowl coconut until covered evenly and shake excess coconut back into the bowl. (Alternately, if you prefer they can be rolled in dark cocoa to keep to the dark theme.)
I prefer them at room temperature -
which makes them softer - and keep them on the bench in an airtight
container for days but you can also keep them in the fridge.
NOTE: My seedy miso grubs were gluten free. Both versions could be gluten free and vegan with coconut condensed milk and vegan and gluten free biscuits.
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